A big thanks!

Thank you whoever borrowed my credit card information and so kindly purchased the "wu-yi weight loss tea" system for me. The mere $4.95 start-up fee seems like a bargain for the convenience of not having to sign up or do the research myself. Having it arrive on my doorstep unannounced today was a particularly clever and surprising way to say either, "I am supporting you in your goals" or "yeah, porky, you've really bulked up" in a supportive and non-threatening way. And for only $59.99 I can receive the benefits of the whole program out of "California" (but shipped from Des Moines) each month.

So thank you nameless, faceless friend. However, since I don't drink tea, I may have to find another less miraculous and convenient way to meet my goals! I don't mind trying to ship it back and pay the delivery confirmation with the numerous return/order confirmation orders so I wont continue to get charged each month. Now, I can focus on something else besides the stressed of school.